MOCKTAILS
non-alcoholic beverages
Bobtail
Driving the tractor only, without the trailer attached.
Coconut, Pineapple, and Orange Juice
Radio Runt
A kid on the CB.
Sweet Lime and Pineapple
Bear In the Bushes
Law enforcement (at any level) is hiding somewhere, probably with a radar gun aimed at traffic.
Sparkling Lime, Coconut, & Mint
County Mountie
County police, often a sheriff’s deputy.
Cherries, oranges, and cream
Kojak with a Kodak
Law enforcement using a radar gun.
Sweet Lime and Cranberry
Wagon Dragon
The lights on top of a patrol car.
Sparkling Cranberry, Lemon, and Pineapple
SPECIALTY COCKTAILS
Ah-oo-gah
The sound made by a vintage truck’s high powered horn.
Sparkling Skyy Blueberry and Ace Pineapple Cider
Freight Shaker
A Freightliner truck.
Deep Eddy Orange Vodka, Cranberry, Club Soda
Truck Stop Shandy
Deep Eddy’s Lemon Vodka in Blue Moon Belgium Wheat
Truck Stop Amber
Mudshark’s Scorpion Amber & New Belgium Fat Tire Amber
Jim or Jack Whiskey Sour
Jim Beam or Jack Daniels, Sweet Lemon Juice, & a Cherry
Cowboy Shandy
Whiskey, Sweet Fresh-Squeezed lemon, Dos Equis Lager
Coupe de Ville
a car body style produced from 1908 to 1939
Tequila with Fresh Citrus Juices & Mexican Lager
Mike’s Negroni
Don Maguey Mescal, Bruto Ginger Liquor, Sweet Vermouth
No Shutter Trouble
Not having trouble keeping awake.
Peppermint, Chocolate, Coffee, and Rum
Key Up
Pushing the transmit button on the CB Mic.
Bombay Gin & Orange Juice; Sparkling with Tonic
Smoking The Breaks
When the trailer brakes are literally smoking from overuse down a mountain grade.
Skyy Raspberry Vodka, Lime, Pineapple, and Ginger
Hammer Down
Go fast, step on it.
Rum, Lime, Ginger, & Mint
Rubber Duck
Leader of the pack in the movie “Convoy”
Sparkling lemon and Skyy Watermelon vodka with a herbaceous twist from St Germaine
Rooster Cruiser
A big, fancy truck.
Malibu Coconut Rum, Vermouth, Cherry & Pineapple
High Dollar Lane
In certain heavily populated areas, trucks are prohibited from driving in the far left lane, with a heavy fine for violators. This term refers to that prohibited lane.
Sparkling Fresh-Squeezed Lemon $ Remy Martin VSOP
Go-Go-Juice
Diesel fuel.
Del Maguey Mezcal, Fresh Lime Juice, Maraschino Liqueur, Green Chartreuse
Billy Big Rigger
Another term for “supertrucker”; one who brags about himself, or his big, fast, shiny truck.
Our Bloody Mary featuring Hansons Organic Habanero Vodka and a Chili/Salt Rim
57 Chevy Bel Air
A sweet car we should all wanna drive.
Skyy Vodka, Southern Comfort, Grand Marnier, Pineapple
Today’s Mack Truck
Crown Royal Vanilla, Sloe Gin, Orange Juice
Mash Your Motor
Speed up, the road is clear
Del Bac’s Mesquite-Smoked Bourbon, Chartreuse, Lemon
MARGARITAS
Kelly’s Margarita
Hornitos Reposado, Fresh-Squeezed Lime Juice, Grand Marnier, Organic Agave Syrup, topped with Club Soda served in a 16oz!
Fresh Margarita
Fresh-Squeezed Lime Juice, Agave Syrup, Triple Sec, & Gold Tequila
Extra Juicy Margarita
Fresh-Squeezed Lime Juice and Orange Juice, Agave Syrup, Triple Sec, & Gold Tequila
Standard Fare
Margarita Mix and Gold Tequila
The Upgrade
Take any margarita up a shelf!
Patron Silver, Reposado or Anejo
Jose Cuervo Especial
Hornitos Reposado
Grand Marnier
Strawberry or Peach flavoring
BEER, WINE & OTHER DRINKS
BEER
on tap
Coors Light
Bud Light
Blue Moon Belgium White
San Tan Juicy Jack Hazy IPA
Fat Tire Amber
Dos Equis Lager
OTHER BEVERAGES
Soda’s: Coke, Diet Coke, Orange, Sprite, and Dr. Pepper
Hansen’s in Ginger Ale, Mandarin Lime, Rootbeer, Grape, Cola, & Strawberry Kiwi
Sugarfree Zevia’s in Ginger Ale, Grape, Black Cherry, & Cream Soda
Marley’s in Madagascar Vanilla, Kingston Caramel, & Be Jammin’
Berry Yerba Mate
Coke Life
Monster & Reign Lemon Hdz or Melon
High Noon Hard Seltzers
Black Cherry, Grapefruit, Watermelon, Pineapple
Ace Pineapple Cider
Eastsiders Dry Apple Cider
BEER
in a can
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Coors Light
Miller Lite
Bud Lite
Budweiser
Mic Ultra
Big Skye Moose Drool
Dos Equis Lager
Modelo Especial
New Belgium Fat Tire
Santan Mr Pineapple
College Street Big Blue Van
Golden Road Get Up Offa That Brown
Golden Road Pacific Palisades
805 Honey Lager
Mudshark’s Scorpion Amber
Lagunitas IPA 16oz
O’douls (non-alcoholic)
WINE
by the glass
Chardonnay
Pinot Grigio
Riesling
White Zinfandel
Cabernet Sauvignon
Sweet Red
Pinot Noir
Merlot
WHITE WINE
by the bottle
Terra Doro, Moscato, California 2015
Charles & Charles Reisling, Washington 2015
Kokopelli, Gewurstraminer, Arizona 2016
Markus Molitor, Reisling, Germany 2011
Joel Gott, Unoaked Chardonnay, California 2016
Markin Vineyard, Chupacabra Blanca, Arizona 2014
RED WINE
by the bottle
Apaltagua, Pinot Noir, Chile 2017
Provisioner, Arizona Red, Arizona 2016
Amalaya, Malbec, Argentina 2016
Trivento, Cabernet Sauvignon 2014
Merkin Vineyards, Chupacabra, Arizona 2017